London I've Fallen for You

Darling loved ones,

It has been so long since Ive written, and I really should have sat down much earlier to put this post into words. However every time I have set aside time to talk about my London tour I get a certain heart ache that permeates every day life.

London you were so welcoming during my stay, as always. I just cannot get over how much of my heart lives with you. Everyone was so charming and kind. So kind in fact that I almost got into trouble at the border on my side of the ocean (more on this later).

As always Ms Faye was a gem in hosting me and I cannot wait to join her again in the spring. Yes that is right I will be back Spring 2019. Ive already sent out my mailer to those of you who have signed up. Once I have my dates solidified I will be sending out a mailer (hopefully just before Sexmas) and will start taking proper bookings.

If you would like to be added to my mailer (I will not be advertising my exact dates anywhere but in my mailer) please fill out my contact form and include a reference.

As always I will be offering duos with my favourite babes ( Amelia Swann, Faye Summers, Poppy Fox & Chrissie Gordon), and if you have any suggestions for other babes that I should get to know biblically I am very susceptible to peer pressure.

During my Next visit I will also be offering a discount on overnights as long as they are prebooked by February 14th. £1500 for a 15hr date, outcall only with preferably some mischief out on the town during the evening before we get up to our own mischief between the linens. I can also be persuaded to travel to mainland Europe as well if someone out there would like to see me overnight.

As for liberal gift giving, I almost learned the hard way how much alcohol I can actually bring back (SPOILER ALERT - I was way over my limit). From now on I can only accept smaller bottles (375ml - 500ml) as I can only bring back 1.2L of hard booze. Of all the most absurd border crossing rules, I cannot even. How do they expect me to live through such archaic regulations. Who are these monsters? — BUT CHOCOLATE that is apparently a free for all, no questions asked. I do not recommend that you stop getting me whisky as a little gift, but you may have to get more creative with which ones you rummage up.